Convention, Submitted by Mitesh Asher
At a convention of oilmen, the speaker from Texas called the neighboring state of Oklahoma an “Outlying province of Texas.”

The next speaker, an Oklahoman, started off his talk with, “First of all, there ain't any state that can out-lie Texas.”
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Sardarji in court, Submitted by Alok Raman
Lawyer to Sardar: "Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke...... "
Sardar :"Yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir
Gita pe haath!!"
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Bollywood email addresses, Submitted by Siddhant Sagar
Funny email addresses of the stars…

AbhishekBacchan: I_can_act_too@yuva.com

AmitabhBacchan: accept_any_role@after.kaunbanegacrorepati.tv ...
Birthday Present, Submitted by Deep
A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.

They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, Dave! How ya doing?”

His wife is puzzled and asks her husband if he's been to this club before? ...
Lalu and PA, Submitted by Alok Raman
Laloo to his P.A: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat maar rahe hai?

P.A: Goal kar ne ke liye

Laloo: Susra, ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge! ...
Interview, Submitted by Shefali Sagar
One young man went for an IAS interview

"When did India get independence?" He was asked.
"The efforts began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947" He replied.
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